My Life in a Nutshell
Driving to the store, minding my business when:
"Bbbbrrrraaaaappp! .... 'Scuse me."
"Ah, I just love the smell of a fresh Diet Pepsi burp in the morning."
"But Dear, that wasn't just diet pepsi, it was different."
"Really?"
"Yes, that was a diet pepsi, maple syrup, bacon burp with a pancake chaser."
"Bbbbrrrraaaaappp! .... 'Scuse me."
"Ah, I just love the smell of a fresh Diet Pepsi burp in the morning."
"But Dear, that wasn't just diet pepsi, it was different."
"Really?"
"Yes, that was a diet pepsi, maple syrup, bacon burp with a pancake chaser."
posted by Chicago Jen at 4:07 PM
1 Comments:
Somehow that doesn't make me want to run out and eat breakfast...
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